I Love Blow

[FatherDunlap]

http://www.katu.com/news/18228559.html



'I Love Blow' is mailed to you in a white Styrofoam box that's meant to look like a brick of cocaine. The package is covered with a scorpion sticker and photos of what looks like cocaine being produced and packaged. Open the box, and it gets even more outrageous. There are several vials of white powder, a mirror and a credit card for chopping before you pour the powder into a drink.

[Electric Jew]

This product seems too impractical to last very long. Even if the FDA doesn't freak out and ban the stuff like they threatened in the letter, very few people are going to want to take the time to dick around with a pile of powdered energy drink mix on a "mirror", chopping it into lines with a "credit card" and then pouring it into their drinks.

This has novelty item written all over it.

[FatherDunlap]

And it can't be too much longer before some tard actually snorts the stuff...lawsuit city.

[scott]

I actually prefer to inject energy directly into my bloodstream. It's sooo much more efficient that way. And fun!

[Electric Jew]

Oh, you know some dumbass is going to try to snort the shit. Remember the kids in middle school who tried to snort the powder from Pixy Stix?

Me? I prefer shooting cheeseballs.

...that's cocaine and cheese.